{"id":312,"date":"2013-08-12T03:09:10","date_gmt":"2013-08-12T08:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/?p=312"},"modified":"2013-08-12T03:32:11","modified_gmt":"2013-08-12T08:32:11","slug":"life-in-the-twentieth-century-leaves-much-to-be-desired","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/?p=312","title":{"rendered":"Life in the twenty-first century leaves much to be desired."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Looking back on the last 10 months&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>House floods, must move, realize your current career path<br \/>\nwill bring you nothing but mental instability in future years,<br \/>\ndecide to change careers only to learn tuition has risen by 50%<br \/>\nsince you graduated, find your childhood crush on social media,<br \/>\nrealize he is single (glimmer of hope) few minutes later&#8230;<br \/>\n&#8220;status update: Crush is now in a relationship with&#8230;,&#8221; you seriously<br \/>\nconsider the words &#8220;fate&#8221; and &#8220;irony.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/blogwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/brokenheart.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-318 alignleft\" alt=\"brokenheart\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/blogwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/brokenheart.jpg\" width=\"319\" height=\"290\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/blogwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/brokenheart.jpg 319w, https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/blogwp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/08\/brokenheart-300x272.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 319px) 100vw, 319px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Looking back on the last 10 months&#8230; House floods, must move, realize your current career path will bring you nothing but mental instability in future years, decide to change careers only to learn tuition has risen by 50% since you&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[34,36,35],"class_list":["post-312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thoughtfuls","tag-cruel","tag-fate","tag-irony"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=312"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":320,"href":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/312\/revisions\/320"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.siriuswhimsy.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}