Life in the twenty-first century leaves much to be desired.

Looking back on the last 10 months…

House floods, must move, realize your current career path
will bring you nothing but mental instability in future years,
decide to change careers only to learn tuition has risen by 50%
since you graduated, find your childhood crush on social media,
realize he is single (glimmer of hope) few minutes later…
“status update: Crush is now in a relationship with…,” you seriously
consider the words “fate” and “irony.”